Claire was affectionately known as "Claire-bear". She came out with some wonderful sayings that made everyone laugh...and we called 'bearisms' .....here are a selection of them....enjoy!
Why is he called Bruce False Eye? His eyes look normal to me – Bruce Forsyth
Was the Cold War fought in the winter?
Who’s Paul McCartney? He’s one of the Beatles – Who are they? Oh I know him he’s only famous because his wife made vegetarian food.
Why does she use such dark stage make-up? – Shirley Bassey
Look at all those Jewish people at the Pope’s funeral – They’re not Jewish they’re Catholics – the Pope is head of the Catholic Church. Then why are they all wearing those skull caps.
At Prince Charles’ wedding - Parker’s a funny middle name for a woman –About Camilla Parker-Bowles.
How comes the Queen knows all the words of the service without looking at her book. She’s head of the Church of England – Is she?
At Junior school talking about the Bible “Who can tell me what a Prophet is?” Claire’s answer – I know, that’s when you make lots of money.